Ok, my turn to fill in the...

The little quiz of love and hate.

Sum up love in but a single word (or a couple if you have to) - Poets have spent centuries using many words to try and achieve this and rarely do they come close so my point is, i don't dare.

Do you think you can ever be in true, unrequited, love? Yeah sure, i once met this French actress...

Do you think you can ever be in true, unrequited, hate? You might be able too. I cannot. When i hate it curls my world and that just isn't peachy!

Can you love someone, even if they smell repulsive? Hell… would you even sleep with them? Ok my immediate reaction was no and no. But, i love tramps (i like to give them posh food, sushi and vol-au-vents mostly, it makes them a living juxtaposition), and only real tramps mind you and they defo smell so that's a yes and no.

Is it ever possible to buy love? Not in abstract sense of the word love. The physical however is a completely different matter, i mean why pay for what people are willing to give away in exchange for a large glass of vino and polite compliments.

What would be worse – hating love or loving hate? Does not compute... though both are kind of negative, so does that mean hate is more powerful, language wise at least!

Is that question as ridiculous as it first sounds? No! it's like a bragillion more intense than it first sounds. Seriously why are both so depressing? Love and hate are opposites yet when they are placed together in that form rather than cancel one another out, hate wins... Am i making sense... this is seriously bugging me...

Is love an instant, irreversible emotion – or can it develop over time? It can definitely develop overtime... equally though it can happen faster than throwing shapes. When I saw this French actress, whoa, fireworks, big fireworks, like born on the freaking fourth of July baby (the public holiday, not the Oliver stone movie)!

What celebrity do you hate more than any other? I hate them all, except Jennifer Connelly's stare.

Which hoofed mammal reminds you most of love…. And which, to you, is the evil hoofed mammal of hate? Deer's remind me of love. I was almost killed by one recently... and evil hoofed mammal of hate, the kiang, that said though it is kind of cute.

And do you really think that hoofed mammals, or any animal for that matter, can display such emotions? Yes.

Would you physically love someone you hated (just for one night perhaps) if they were undeniably gorgeous? Yes, i would spend a night with Jessica Simpson and she's not even undeniably gorgeous...

Are there any songs you once loved – but now hate? Nookie by Limp Bizkit.

The end.

Sayonara,

Sam